The current contents of my ‘bunny burrows’ toy collection

I don’t have an itemised list of everything sex toy related I currently possess. Whilst browsing websites of some of my peers I came across their sex toy collections. Apart from ‘wow, they have an awesome stash of pleasure-giving goodies!’ it made me think I need to publish what I own, so that any companies I may want to  approach in the future know what I’m into sex-toy wise. Moreover, I hope it will give some insights as to my ‘kinks.’

Here it is, a fully-compiled, neatly categorised list of everything I currently own:

Battery powered vibrators
USB rechargeable vibrators/ suction toys
Mains powered toys
Anal toys
Bondage/ Discipline and sensation toys
Other items

This list will be updated as often as is necessary. No affiliate links are used in this post.

Crowned Jewels Shaftsbury metal dildo

Crowning glory for my ‘Queen’

I bought the gorgeous Crowned Jewels Shaftsbury metal dildo from Lovehoney after I had seen it on the Testers list. I was determined to make it mine and a generous birthday discount sealed the deal.

The Shaftsbury displays its curves elegantly


Speaking of seals, the wax seal on top of the tube packaging is a lovely little touch. I really go for little details like that, and the tube itself is nice and sleek. It assertively states, ‘inside this Royal container, you will be majestically presented with a regal treasure. One that gives great pleasure.’

Inside the tube, the lovely dildo is snugly nestled with its black velvety storage pouch, instruction leaflet and tissue paper. I was a little surprised at the size of the dildo, it certainly is narrower than some of my glass toys, but it was definitely not a lightweight.

The smooth shiny phallus displayed its curves beautifully, and if in the Tower of London, it would be fiercely protected by the ravens. Alas, it is all mine, so I will be keeping it safely stored when not in use, and when played with, it will be put through its paces like Princess Anne’s thoroughbreds at equestrian events.

Sensational Shaftsbury

In use, this toy glides deliciously over my skin, cooling and sending pleasurable tingles through me. Over my clitoris and labia it feels wonderful, especially on a hot day. Though I’ve not tried it chilled, I am looking forward to trying it fresh from an ice bucket.

Pleasant to handle, and gives great sensational play

Internally, the bumps caress my inner walls and the bulbous end hits my magic spot a treat. While I don’t climax through penetration alone, with a wand on my clit at the same time, I can achieve immensely satisfying waves of orgasmic pleasure. My ‘queen’ is delighted by this toy!

I am intrigued to see what this dildo would be like anally. Currently I am not able to facilitate girthy toys in my anus, and I don’t generally like ‘cold’ anal toys, so I would most likely pre-warm it in warm water. I imagine the angling would give men a very pleasurable prostate massage.

My ratings for the Crowned Jewels Shaftbury are:

  • Aesthetics = 10/10
  • Orgasm capability = 9/10
  • Ease of use = 10/10
  • Value = 10/10
  • Overall = 9.8/10

The Shaftsbury can be purchased from for £69.99. They have a stunning range of metal dildos and other quality toys.

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