Fun Factory Jiggle Bouncer

Suction dildo to make me Bounce, like Kelis’s single

The Fun Factory Jiggle Bouncer packaging is, well, fun, with a picture of a bartender shaking a cocktail, on the outer sleeve. Inside is a gold box, containing the red phallus. The dildo itself is very striking; I love the red colour, and the wavy shaping. It does sound like a muffled maraca of sorts!

It jiggles, like a ‘muffled maraca!’

The suction cup isn’t the best; I tried wetting it and sticking it to the flat edge of my bathtub, and bouncing up and down, which lead to it coming unstuck a few times. I also tried it on the floor, and it became my own personal space hopper! That provided some amusement.

Although the suction cup is not very sticky, the silicone is adept enough at attracting lint, which isn’t ideal. However, this should not pose too much of a problem for me, seeing as I intend to store it in the box.

The feel of the jiggle balls rotating is very unique, and it feels very pleasurable hitting my front wall. It is very smooth, maybe a mere hint of some drag. The Jiggle Bouncer does lack texturing, which would be a great (and in some cases necessary) addition, to facilitate clitoral stimulation. This would enable awesome blended orgasms without the need for a bullet vibe or similar.

I really like the girth on this toy; filling enough without being too much of a stretch. I will have much fun hopping on this bad boy. Which is just as well, as this bunny likes to hop!

How does it rate?
  • Aesthetics = 9/10
  • Orgasm capability = 9/10
  • Ease of use = 10/10
  • Value = 8/10
  • Overall = 9/10

 

Where to buy

The Fun Factory Jiggle Bouncer is available in black from Lovehoney for  £69.99.

In Canada / USA, Betty’s Toy Box stock the above three colour variants for $99.99.

 

 

 

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Maid service when you need a fluffy pillow…

 

Beauty Night ‘Pamela’ French Maid outfit

My day job uniform is extremely functional, and boring. I won’t be wearing it for much longer…But I like to think of myself as a naughty French Maid for Mr Bunny. I knew I needed to get myself an outfit for this role-play fantasy of mine. The choice at my go-to retailer, Lovehoney was pretty abundant.

I chose Beauty Night’s Pamela French Maid dress, as I like the fact its all-in-one. No fussing about with tying an apron. I don’t even have to wear the skimpy coordinating g-string, because who has time for panties when they’re a busy working mum? Not me!

French maid dress

Get to work, Maid!

I like the lacy-edged contrast panelling down the front, with the black ribbon bow pointing towards my bust. The dress is quite long in the body for my petite 5’3″ frame. Initially I pulled it all the way down. This meant the ruffled skirt was yanked over my arse, which just did not look right at all. Such a ditzy maid!

After that faux pas was rectified (quite literally, by pulling the dress up above my rectum!) the effect was much better. I could bend down to dust the skirting board, and give a cheeky glimpse of what is under the dress’s skirt. The fabric feels nice and smooth. It is 88% polyester and 12% spandex so has a bit of give to it. I purchased the larger size, as I am size 12-14. I’ve yet to try washing the dress, but it states to hand-wash (presumably to maintain the shape and elasticity). I will be sure to follow these guidelines.

Packaging

The dress comes packaged in a black cardboard box with an image of a model wearing the dress. I think it looks quite classy. There is a silver Beauty Night hologram on the side panel of the box. Inside the box, the dress is stored in a white ‘organza’ style bag. This is a nice feature, as most of the lingerie I’ve purchased previously comes in either a plastic wrapper or a cardboard box on its own.

When I finally got to wearing the dress for Mr Bunny…well let’s say it Maid his night, and mine too! The Beauty Night Pamela dress can be purchased from Lovehoney for £27.99. It is available in size ‘S/M’ (8-10) or ‘L/XL’ (12-14).

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Lovehoney Flirty Underwear

Update – September 2017

The set is not longer available in teal, but it is available in red, currently costing £12.99 for the bra and available in sizes S/M (UK 8-10), M/L (UK 12-14), L/XL (UK 16-18) and XXL (UK 20-22). Other colours are available (see main review below).

Feeling flirty

I’d had the Lovehoney Flirty Teal underwear set comprising of underwired plunge bra and matching Flirty boyshorts on my wishlist. Then I was lucky enough to be treated to the set by a generous forum friend, as a Christmas gift.

The bra is not available in teal anymore, though it is available in 4 other colours; red (as stated above), black, purple, and pink. The bra comes packaged in a simple clear plastic sealed packet. It has a cardboard tag attached to the inner label. Off that went straight into the bin, then I had a good look at the bra. It appears well-constructed albeit it with one or two ‘loose thread’ ends. Nothing that would cause concern, just purely cosmetic imperfections. The teal colour is vibrant, and the lacy nylon / spandex material is very attractive with a bit of ‘give’ to it.

How does it ‘hold up’?

I got the bra in the M/L size, and my bust is 38C. The strap that goes around under the bust was on its loosest setting, and initially the straps around the shoulders were adjusted so the ‘sliders’ were all the way to the rear. I found they were starting to dig in slightly, about halfway through the day. I then readjusted the sliders on the shoulder straps all the way forward towards the central rings. This made it much more comfortable to wear for the rest of the day then.

The under-wiring gives some support, but the nature of the bra having a ‘plunge’ shaping means that the padding sits under my nipples, leaving my upper areolas and nipples ‘exposed’ behind the see-through lace. The scalloped edging is flattering and attractive, though this bra does not provide full coverage over my bust, leaving about a third of it above the bra. This does not really pose an issue but I might be disinclined to wear the bra on occasions where I’d want more coverage.

Washing instructions state to wash the bra by hand, which I will do, to prevent the lace getting caught. Overall, this is a pretty and sexy bra that will catch your eye when you’re going through your underwear drawer deciding which one to wear!

Get shorty

The boyshorts also come packaged in a similar way, and are currently priced at £3.00 (usually £7.99). The scalloped edging on the shorts matches the edging on the plunge bra nicely, and feels comfortable with no unsightly ‘visible panty lines.’ The shorts cover my generous rear end, without sliding down or giving the dreaded ‘wedgie’. If you want some flirty colour in your panty drawer, get some from Lovehoney!

This month, receive 20% off when you buy 2 sexy bras or bra sets at Lovehoney.

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Lovehoney Hourglass Red Mini Dress

The Lovehoney Hourglass Red Mini Dress was sent to me in exchange for an honest review. Thank you Lovehoney!

The mini dress comes packaged in a Lovehoney branded purple and black sleeve. The front of the sleeve states the colour and size of the mini dress. On the back of the sleeve is a cartoon image depicting the mini dress as worn, alongside a circular schematic divided into two halves to show the material on the front (opaque) and back (fishnet).

The mini dress is made of 93% nylon and 7% spandex, and the care labels state to hand wash. On following these instructions, the mini dress dried nice and quick, hanging over a radiator.

Because of the nature of the material it’s advisable to ensure your hands and nails are smooth to avoid any snags or pulls.

Trying it on for size

I’m a size 12-14 and 5’3″ tall; on putting the dress on, it really is mini, as it barely covered my bum, though I do have a rather generous derrière!

It does look sexy if in a ‘slutty’ way, which neither myself nor my OH minded. It certainly added a bit of heat to the chilly autumnal night on which it made its debut.

I’ve rated this mini dress 4/5 stars, based on the style, fit, and quality of the fabric.

This red racy number is currently priced at £16.99 from Lovehoney, and is currently in the 2 for £20 offer on stockings and mini dresses.

2 for £20 Bodystockings & Mini Dresses

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So Divine Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand

I recently received the So Divine Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand free of charge, courtesy of So Divine in exchange for my honest impartial review.

Packaging

The wand comes in a cardboard box, nestled in a foam insert. Included are the following:

  • 3-pin UK plug with USB connection.
  • the USB-compatible magnetic charging cable.
  • a dark purple velvet storage drawstring pouch.

Instructions on how to operate the Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand are on the reverse of the box (see below).

Features of the Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand

The wand is made from silicone and does not contain latex or phthalates. It is ultra quiet and is rechargeable with a run-time of up to 2 hours. The two ends have separate motors, so the Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand can be used as an external vibrator (at the wider end) or an internal vibrator (at the tapered end. The motors cannot be turned on simultaneously though. Each motor has 3 speed settings and 7 pattern settings. Lastly the Sweetest Taboo is waterproof, if you wish to use it in the bath or shower.

 

How to operate the Sweetest Taboo Magic Wand

The front of the wand has the three function buttons moulded into the silicone. They are a solid ‘up’ triangle (pointing to the wider end), a ‘()’ power button, and a solid ‘down’ triangle (pointing to the narrow end).

Not just a handle…it’s also an internal vibrator!

On the rear of the wand are the magnetic connecting points for the charging cable. The magnetic contacts on the charging cable connect to the wand, and the USB end can be plugged into the 3-pin plug to connect directly to the mains. Alternatively, you can connect the USB end to your laptop / PC. Charging may be slower this way, so I tend to use the mains plug.

To turn the wand on, press and hold the () button, until the blue LED lights up. The up and down buttons control the motors in the two ends (‘up’ to switch the wider end on; ‘down’ to switch the narrower end on). Repeatedly pressing either the up or down button cycles through the 3 continuous speeds and 7 pulsating patterns.

Easy to use. Does what it says on the box!
What are the vibrations like?

The vibrations of the Sweetest Taboo are higher frequency akin to the Lealso Massager, so they are not deep and rumbly. I tend to prefer constant vibrations to patterns, so whichever end I use, I mainly use the first three settings. For those that like patterns, the best way to describe them are as follows:

  1. Fast Pulse.
  2. Four fast pulses followed by a longer pulse, repeated.
  3. Decreasing frequency wave, alternating with increasing frequency wave.
  4. Ramping interval wave, (8 stages).
  5. High frequency longer pulses.
  6. Low frequency pulse followed by 10 high frequency pulses, repeated.
  7. Another wave pattern that seems quite similar to pattern 3 above!

As an external massager, the silicone head is soft against my vulva and clitoris with minimal drag, though I do like to use a water-based lubricant to make it glide more easily.

Internally, the shaft end sits nicely against my front wall and G-spot, but I still need clitoral stimulation to achieve orgasm, which means I need a second vibrator or bullet.

The buttons I feel are placed a bit low on the shaft, as when it’s being used internally it is slightly awkward to press the ‘down’ triangle button without it getting slick from lubricant. Moreover, if you’re into patterns, you’re going to need to repeatedly press the same button to cycle through them until you reach the one you like. Not so much a problem for me, but its a factor to bear in mind.

Final Thoughts

This wand is priced at £54.99, and So Divine also sell a purple version, the ‘Wicked Game’ which I believe to be functionally equivalent. The price seems to be fair for a mid-range toy, and unlike most other ‘wands’ which can only be used externally, this dual ended variation gives you more options for play.

It’s not necessarily going to be for power queens, so if you’re looking for Doxy-esque vibrations, it won’t be for you.

As a rechargeable toy, it will save you pennies in terms of batteries, so if you’re new to toys, it’ll be a better option than a cheaper battery-powered vibrator.

Overall I’d rate it 8/10 for it’s appearance, ease of use and orgasm capability.

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So Divine range

I was recently asked if I’d like to try some toys from the So Divine range. What’s a Bunny to do? Shake my cotton tail and say ‘Yes please!’ is what yours truly had to say. As swift as my bunny nose can twitch (like in the sit-com Bewitched), I was in receipt of a package full of goodies. This blog post will cover two smaller items, whilst the two larger items will be dealt with in separate blog posts.

In my package, I received the

Woah! That’s a task and a half, but some-bunny’s got to do it. So enough grazing in the meadow! On to the bunny bed-hopping trials to see how the smaller items fare against this discerning toy collector…

Sweet Sensation Booty plug

Its itty, blingy and perfectly formed. Made from purple silicone, with a narrow stem and circular base sporting the faux crystal, this plug has a simple cuteness to it. The Sweet Sensation is non-intimidating, and arrived in a small sealed cardboard box, encased within a foam insert. A purple velvety storage bag is also in the box, which is a lovely touch.


To use, I simply applied some water-based lubricant to my anus and the butt plug, then gently inserted it. Despite its small size, it felt sizeable enough on entry to know that I’d had something inserted into my butt. The widest part of the plug has a circumference measuring 3 5/8 inches.

The jewelled base looked pretty peeking between my derriere cheeks. As the picture below displays, the crystal can be removed, for more thorough cleaning. To clean the plug, either boil for 5-10 minutes or use sex toy cleaner / antibacterial soap and water.


I spent some time sat down with the plug inserted and it felt comfortable enough for the majority of the duration. Towards the end, there was a slight ‘pinching sensation.’ This was either from the edge of the silicone base rubbing on my skin, or potentially from body hair getting pulled. So I probably wore the plug for a maximum duration of about 2 hours.

All in all, the Sweet Sensation booty plug is a decent little silicone plug for beginners, or users who prefer smaller plugs. It can be purchased here for £19.99.

Lovesexy Silky Touch Vibrator

The Silky Touch really does have a satin-soft finish to the silicone on this cute purple vibrator. It was the first thing I noticed on pulling it out of the little box. The vibrator uses a single AA battery. To be honest, I do not necessarily expect to gain much from using a small battery powered vibrator, as I have got accustomed to deeper rumbly vibrators. Putting the battery into the vibrator was slightly awkward, as the silicone sleeve overhangs the battery compartment opening. Therefore it was slightly tricky lining the cap back up and fitting it on.


Once that was achieved, switching the vibrator on was easy enough. Simply press and hold the button, then press the button to cycle through the 10 functions. The first three settings are continuous vibrations in increasing intensities. Subsequently, the other functions are all pattern based.

My initial thoughts on using the Silky Touch are that it is a bit too buzzy for my liking. It would be better suited to beginners, or those that like buzzier, less powerful vibrations.

I do like the texturing on the sleeve. It makes the vibrator more interesting than a standard bullet. The sleeve can be removed, but unless you wish to use the sleeve on a finger, I’m not sure why you’d want to remove the sleeve to use the bullet on its own.

Overall, I’d say this is an ideal toy for a beginner or someone looking for a small battery powered vibrator with some texturing. It’s not for size or power queens.

The Sweet Sensation and Silky Touch were provided in exchange for an honest unbiased review, courtesy of So Divine. Thank you for the opportunity to test an attractive new range of toys. Affiliate links are used in this post. 

 

Sex toys for Boys

I have a fair few male followers on Twitter who have confessed that they do not use sex toys. I’m sure many guys out there think their hand is all they need to masturbate, but by having this blinkered outlook, they are merely denying themselves a tonne of pleasure. In this post, I’ll describe some of the adult industry products available for men, which will improve their solo play time and in addition can be used for couples play.

Firstly, the male masturbator. These can be as simple as a textured cock sleeve, or more sophisticated and modelled on an adult performer’s vagina and vulva. Fleshlight produce a range of these toys, in their Girls range. The life-like materials surround your penis and grip it tightly as you thrust, mimicking a real-life vagina. The bumps and ridges within the canal glide along the shaft giving the sensation of sex. To make the experience even better, you can pre-warm your masturbator.

A toy that could be used in conjunction with a masturbator, is a cock ring. Simple rings made from silicone can be found easily and are inexpensive. Some rings incorporate bullet vibrators to enhance their satisfaction. There are rings that surround the penis alone. Then there are others that are dual rings, with a second loop to wrap around the testes. For enhanced female pleasure during sexual intercourse, a cock ring that provides clitoral stimulation is a great way to treat your lady to some explosive satisfaction.

Going Deeper Underground

For some men, anal play can seem a daunting or just downright taboo prospect. But before you say, “won’t playing with my arse make me gay?” I’d like to point out that, if you are gay, firstly what does it matter? We live in an age where sexuality is more widely accepted, whatever your orientation or gender identity. If you’re heterosexual, then that’s fine, but playing with your butt won’t make you gay; you’re either homosexual or you aren’t! So for any men wanting to try bum-fun, well, you are thoroughly spoilt for choice.

  • Anal dildos range in all sorts of textures and sizes, and some are harness compatible making them suitable for pegging.
  • Butt plugs, likewise come in various forms. for beginners, I’d recommend TPR or silicone as they are more pliable.Glass is great for temperature play, but is firm (obviously).
  • Prostate massagers are the G-spot vibrator equivalent for men. Rock’s Off supply a range of prostate massagers, that receive good reviews, and are affordable. Most normal butt plugs won’t stimulate the prostate sufficiently (if at all) since they are not curved to reach the inner rectal wall where the prostate is sited. Prostate massagers have a bend to reach this highly sensitive erogenous zone.

For those interested in more futuristic gadgetry, the SenseMax VR Headset is an interesting concept for an engaging interactive experience. Otherwise, it’s back to Pornhub or xxxvideos.com which is perfectly fine too!

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Dildo training

If you can’t fix it…

Then Gym can! We all need a good work-out, and dildos are no exception. That ‘love muscle’ needs to be strong and supple.

So in between getting your kit off, make sure they get theirs on and work up a sweat!

Lift, press, lower and repeat! It’s the only way to get ripped like this 7″ extra girthy realistic dildo from Lovehoney.

Lovehoney Desire Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

This little bunny desired a new Rabbit

The Lovehoney Desire range had been on Bunny’s radar for a while recently. As a lover of a good bargain, when the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit was offered on the Deal of the Day page for only £40 it seemed like the writing was on the wall, or at least this blog post!

My new ‘bunny’ arrived promptly, as always, and the sleek cardboard box gave the promise of something better than some of the other rabbits I’ve tried. What’s more, inside the box, my new silky smooth silicone toy was safely stowed in a black storage case. On opening the case, I found the instruction manual and USB charging cable, in the left hand mesh compartment. The rabbit was secured in the right hand side, and sealed in a clear plastic case (for packaging purposes only).

 

I followed the 2-hour charging procedure, before excitedly letting my new ‘pet’ enter my ‘bunny hole.’ Charging this beauty was really easy; the jack can be put through a hole on the storage case, so that the vibrator can be charged discretely. Another bonus and a unique feature that I’ve only just encountered for the first time with a rechargeable toy.

There’s a hole in my case, (don’t ask for Delilah!)                                        Jesting aside, it’s a brilliant feature that makes this case and the rabbit superior to all my others thus far.
Silky silicone

The silicone is wonderfully smooth, and the buttons are very intuitive and user-friendly. There are three buttons; the (+) to increase the intensity, the (o) to change between modes and (-) to decrease intensity. Speaking of modes and intensities, the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit has 8 modes and 12 intensities. The modes are listed in the manual as:

Not so descriptive graphs. Being a science geek in a former life, I’d at least like some labels on the axes!

Make of that what you will, its not the most descriptive page in the manual. I would describe them as follows:

  • Pattern 1 = Constant vibration in ears and shaft.
  • Pattern 2 = Constant vibration in shaft. No vibration in ears.
  • Pattern 3 = Constant vibration in ears. No vibration in shaft.
  • Pattern 4 = Slow wave pulse in the ears, continuous vibration in shaft.
  • Pattern 5 = Fast wave pulse in ears, continuous vibration in shaft.
  • Pattern 6 = Intermittent pulses in shaft with steady back and forth of the ears.
  • Pattern 7 = Faster pulses in shaft, with two pulses in ears followed by a longer vibration.
  • Pattern 8 =Fast pulses in shaft with a heartbeat ‘lub-dub’ style pattern in the ears.
It’s all in the ears

Being a lady that needs clitoral stimulation to climax, my favourite patterns are 1 and 3. If the ears aren’t going, I won’t be coming, it’s that simple, so Pattern 2 does not a lot for me. With Patterns 4 through 8, some are better than others, but it really is about the ear action for me. Hence continuous vibrations in those work best. What else can I say about the ears? I really like the ears on the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit, as they seem to stroke all around my clitoris and in my inner labia as well like two smooth fingers giving a very pleasurable massage.

Come ‘ear my lovely!

Last but not least, there is a travel lock feature that means the Desire rabbit won’t suddenly spring to life when in transit or stowed away. Simply press and hold both the (+) and (-) buttons for 5 seconds to lock or unlock. The lock will also be deactivated if you plug the rabbit into a USB port.

Fulfilling this Bunny’s Desires

My final thoughts on the Desire Luxury Rabbit, are why didn’t I get it sooner? I rate it 9.5/10 based on it’s orgasm capability, it’s ease of use and the level of detail and thought that has gone into creating it. The only reason I’m not giving it 10/10 is because I don’t like some of the patterns. Otherwise it’s my ideal rabbit!

Buy yours at Lovehoney, for £64.99.

Currently the Desire range has an offer of 25% off when you buy any two Desire toys!

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Seven ’til Midnight Lace and Mesh Halter babydoll set

Having purchased lingerie from the Seven ’til Midnight range previously, I was drawn to this set as I had nothing else in this gorgeous blue. The Seven ’til Midnight Lace and Mesh Halter babydoll set really does match the label, as I would describe it as a ‘midnight blue.’ The packaging is a simple clear plastic bag, rather plain and non-descript but functional.

I purchased this babydoll set in the L/ XL size as I am a size 12-14 and I’d rather a bit more room than not enough! To get the fit right on the halter straps, I adjusted the metal sliders about two thirds of the way towards the bottom. This ensured the hemline sat evenly and that there was no gaping over the bust .

It’s all in the detail

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The floral lace of the bust panel is beautifully delicate, with rose and diamond motifs throughout. There is scalloping along the V-neck cleavage and midriff edges. In the middle of the panelling on the front is a cute bow. The mesh of the lower half of the babydoll is sheer, but does help conceal modesty at the front. At the rear, the mesh has an opening to provide a cheeky ‘curtain’ to frame the matching thong.

When worn, the material feels delicate against the skin and there is no itchiness from the lace. The cut it very flattering, whilst finishing along the seams is neat and tidy with minimal ‘loose threads.’ The thong sits across the hips comfortably, and complements the babydoll very well. It has the same rose and diamond motif within the lace as in the babydoll. There is a sewn-in gusset so it feels like a proper set of pants rather than a ‘cheap’ add-on.

One point to note, the picture to the left I feel reflects the true colour of the babydoll, better than the image on the Lovehoney website, which makes it appear as a ‘royal blue’ in my opinion. Overall I am really happy with the colour, style and finishing of this set. I would rate it 4.5/5.

If you’re looking for something dark and luxurious, but not the usual black this will make a great choice! Buy yours at Lovehoney for £29.99.

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