Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

Satisfyer have a pretty cool range of air pulse technology suction toys, several of which I have written about here. Now they’ve expanded their range to include the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit. Offering suction over the clitoris along with a tapering shaft that vibrates and is designed to target the G-Spot, the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit has the potential for amazing blended orgasms.  Will it live up to its ‘Pro’ promise and deliver combined clitoral and vaginal stimulation? Read more to find out!

Packaging and first impressions

The Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit comes in a box, with instruction manual, and magnetic charging cable that has a USB plug at the other end. Like the Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration, Satisfyer’s rabbit is made of sleek white silicone. The only accent of rose gold is in the trim of the suction cup that forms the clitoral contact, along with the button on the shaft that controls the vibration settings. On the back of the shaft, Satisfyer is etched into the silicone, and below sit the magnetic contact pins for charging.

The clitoral arm is fixed, and the suction cup is angled slightly. There is some degree of flexibility in the shaft which can be bent back. This may be a necessary feature, as no two people with clitorises will have the same distance between the external clitoral hood and vaginal entrance.  I am pleased by the sleek contours of the Satisfyer pro G-Spot rabbit’s shaft, which tapers at the end. There are no seams for lube or bodily fluids to become trapped in.

Charging and operating the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit

It takes about 3h to fully charge the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit, and the magnetic pins attach to the contacts on the charging cable securely. During charging, a white LED light flashes. Once the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit is fully charged, the LED remains illuminated. The suction cup air pulse technology is switched on by pressing and holding the white button with four waves. Repeated pressing of this button increases the intensity of the air pulses, up through 11 settings (as for the other Satisfyer models.) To decrease the intensity, simply press the white button with 2 waves, until you reach the level you desire.

The vibrations in the shaft are operated by the rose gold button that has the ~ symbol. There are 10 settings which can be best described as follows:

  1. Continuous low frequency vibrations.
  2. Continuous mid frequency vibrations.
  3. High frequency continuous vibrations.
  4. Fast pulsing vibrations.
  5. Five fast pulses, a pause and then repeated.
  6. Decreasing frequency wave, followed by increasing frequency wave, repeated.
  7. Ramping continuous vibrations from lower frequency through to higher, then repeated.
  8. Six slow pulses, followed by six intermediate pulses then 18 fast pulses, repeated.
  9. Ten slow pulses followed by a low frequency rumble then repeated.
  10. Another wave (a bit like pattern 6).
Can the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit multitask like a Pro?

The first couple of times I tried the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit, I found it a bit awkward  getting the suction cup of the clitoral arm in the correct place. Once there, it was fine, and I happily ramped the suction up to the higher end of the intensity settings, as I’m prone to doing. The shaft is a nice length to stimulate my front wall, and the vibrations are reasonably powerful though I did find them a bit more buzzy than rumbly. The patterns I don’t tend to bother with. I just use the first three settings with continuous vibrations mainly.

The Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit is one of those toys that likes to make me work for the end result. That’s not necessarily a bad thing; good things come to those who wait after all! If you’ve already tried a suction-based toy, enjoy the sensations and are looking for a toy that offers both suction and penetration, the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit could work for you. I say could because I cannot guarantee it, just like I cannot guarantee we will actually have a summer this year (oh Mother Nature, please let us have a summer; this January rain is so miserable!). A point to note is that the silicone is quite draggy, so if you are not used to G-spot vibrators (which tend to be a bit girthier than non-G-spot ones, you will need water-based lubricant if you don’t have sufficient natural lubricant.

Final thoughts and where to buy

Overall I’ve enjoyed using the Satisfyer G-Spot Rabbit. The controls are simple to use, it charges and maintains charge well. Lastly it does deliver blended orgasms for me personally, though I appreciate the fixed arm may not suit all anatomies.

There are several giveaways at the moment offering the chance to win a Satisfyer G-Spot rabbit, including one hosted by Little Switch Bitch. If you cannot wait to get your hands on one, then you can purchase from Lovehoney for £79.99.

 

The Satisfyer Pro G-Spot rabbit was offered to me by Satisfyer in exchange for my honest opinion. What you read here are my own thoughts. Thank you to Sally at Satisfyer for the opportunity to test for them. I use affiliate links in this post. If you use them to purchase the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit, you will earn me a small commission at no extra cost to you. This will help me to keep running the blog. Thank you xx

 

January sucks, so here’s a Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration giveaway to make it all better!

You have to be in it, to win it!

I posted my review of Satisfyer’s Pro Plus Vibration earlier today, and the fab news is I have a spare one to give to a lucky reader! Because January sucks, so I’m hoping a Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration giveaway makes it all better! Good luck and hopefully someone will be smiling soon!

Here is the widget to enable you to enter:
January Sucks, so Bunny’s having a ‘sucky’ giveaway

Please make sure you read the Terms and Conditions below before entering.

  • Entrants must be over 18.
  • I will only be accepting entries from UK residents.
  • The prize is a brand new Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration and no cash alternative will be offered. Satisfyer have provided the prize. It will be dispatched by myself.
  • I will disqualify entrants that are using giveaway Twitter accounts. I wish for someone to win who is genuinely interested in owning the prize, and not just looking to win ‘something’ or make a quick quid or two.
  • The winner will be drawn at random and will have 48h to respond to email notification, after which time another winner will be selected if they fail to reply.
  • The closing date for entries is 26th January 2018.

The image shows the one I have reviewed. Don’t worry, the prize one is brand new!

The toys that made the grade in 2017

I’ve tried some new and wonderful stuff this year. I’d like to share with you readers the top five highlights that have entered my toy box during 2017.

  1. Doxy; (best overall vibrator)
  2. Satisfyer Next Generation Pro 2; (my favourite clitoral stimulator)
  3. Lovehoney Desire Rabbit; (the dual stimulator that ticks all my boxes)
  4. We-vibe Tango; (most powerful bullet/small vibrator).
  5. Dominix Deluxe Wooden Dildo with leather flogger; (most versatile toy and bondage must-have).

Why have I placed these toys in this list? Simply because they all make me orgasm, and usually within a relatively quick time.

A wand with more power than Harry Potter’s

The Doxy is a powerful wand, that blows me away with its ability to induce toe-curling climaxes at a pace that outlaps Seabiscuit. It’s probably just as well, as my poor achey wrists just won’t bear long sessions anymore. (Said achiness is not from wanking I will add, but from hefting my adorable toddler around and originally sustained through expressing breast milk for her after her premature birth).

As the Doxy’s head is so broad, it really is excellent for massaging general body pains as well as achieving masturbatory relief. The controls are easy to use and I like the fact that the buttons are so large. The ramping function is also useful as a tease. The only thing I’m not so keen on with the Doxy is it’s size and weight. Should I get the chance to try Doxy’s 3, then I think I will have found my original Doxy replacement!

Get your Doxy in the UK from Carvaka for £69.99.

 

 

Even Pro 2s can be improved

Satisfyer’s Pro 2 was pretty good, when I bought and reviewed it back in February. I was new to clitoral suction toys. I cannot justify regularly spending in excess of £60+ on a single toy. However, I was taken in by Satisfyer’s value in comparison to the expense of Womanizer’s range of toys.

Though the original Satisfyer Pro 2 did have its flaws, the Next Generation Pro 2 gave an already decent toy an amazing overhaul. The main improvements are the noise levels being reduced to about a tenth of the original volume, and the suction aperture being wider. Not only that but the intensity ‘+’ and ‘-‘ buttons mean you can actually edge play if you want to, rather than having the frustration of reaching climax too soon, before you really wish to. If you only try one clitoral suction toy, it may as well be the Next Generation Pro 2 from Satisfyer! Get yours from Bondara for £59.99!

 

A rabbit named Desire

Lovehoney launched their Desire range in November 2015, with six luxury silicone rechargeable toys, each with it’s own storage case. I took the plunge earlier this year back in March and purchased the Desire Rabbit.

Many vibrator users complain that rabbits can be rather hit or miss. I’ve certainly found this to be true with some of the rabbits I’ve tried that either just feel too short in the shaft, or the ears are uncomfortable. Patterns can also be infuriating! With the Desire Rabbit, I feel like I’ve found the best compromise I’ve encountered so far in terms of the feel of the smooth silicone ears and the length of the shaft. The fact that it comes with its own storage case means it really does represent much better value than many of its rivals.

 

 

Dances to it’s own tune

We-vibe’s Tango is the first rechargeable bullet I’ve had the joy of owning, and it is so much better than all the battery-powered bullets I’ve tried. The design of it’s flattened tip (like a lipstick) means that there is more direct contact with your vulva, which in my opinion can only be a good thing. The vibrations of the Tango are far more deep and rumbly than the shallow buzzier counterparts.

If you know you need clitoral stimulation to orgasm (which let’s face it, most people with a clitoris will say that climax via clitoral stimulation is the best way for them to cum) why bother wasting money on several cheaper bullets when you can just go straight for the best one?! If you’re not keen on patterns, then this bullet will suit you, as it has three continuous vibration settings in increasing speeds.

 

Twice the fun with one toy!

My final choice for the top five toys of this year is the stunning and dual functioning Dominix Deluxe Wooden Dildo with leather flogger. It’s so lightweight, and the dildo is satisfyingly girthy.

As a bondage toy, it really does hold its own, as you can deliver some sweet stings to your partner before giving them even more pleasure from the bulbed smooth wooden dildo. It’s a great value option as it is only £24.99 from Lovehoney, which is hard to beat (pun intended)!

 

So there you have my top five toys for the year. I hope 2018 brings as much fun and pleasure as this year has done!

 

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Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation

Penguin Pro Next Generation

More like a ‘penguin’ than the original model, the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation cute silicone toy is actually black and white! ‘He’ sports an adorable pink bow tie. I was offered the opportunity to test the Pro Penguin Next Generation, by Satisfyer, in exchange for an honest and unbiased review.

How the Pro Penguin Next Generation differs from the Pro 2 Next Generation

The suction aperture is different from the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation in that the silicone edge is thinner, and it is more squared in shape.  It also has the lower and higher intensity dual-function button. On the Pro Penguin Next Generation , this is represented by the 2-wave and 4-wave buttons respectively.  The main difference is that there is no separate power button. In addition, the buttons on the Pro Penguin Next Generation are on the front of the toy. They appear on the rear of the handle on both the original Pro 2 and the Pro 2 Next Generation.

Another difference is that the Pro Penguin Next Generation is mostly silicone. The Pro 2, meanwhile is an ABS plastic body/handle with silicone head and buttons. The head on the Pro Penguin Next Generation is also slightly more angled than the Pro 2. This may mean a slight flex of the wrist which could aggravate joint problems in users who suffer mobility issues. The fact that the button is located on the front of the toy makes it slightly easier to operate than the Pro 2 Next Generation. I can use my thumb to press the increase and decrease functions. With the Pro 2 Next Generation, I find this slightly trickier, as it is more of a stretch for my stubby digits.

Functionally similar to the Pro 2 Next Generation

The pressure wave suction technology is the same as for the Pro 2 , and both the Pro Penguin Next Generation and Pro 2 Next Generation have 11 intensity settings. The Penguin Pro Next Generation charges via its magnetic USB cable, akin to the Pro 2 Next Generation. The Pro Penguin Next Generation is slightly quicker to charge, taking about 1.5 hours. It can be operated for about the same amount of time. Though funnily, the manual states this as 90 minutes (underneath the 1.5 hour charge time). Maybe it’s just a psychological trick to make you think you’re getting more run-time than ‘down-time.’ It did make me smile though. Whilst charging, the button will illuminate and flash. The illumination remains constant once the toy is fully charged.

Suck it and see

With my little Pro Penguin Next Generation ready to suck, I parted my labia and sited the head over my clitoris. To switch the unit on, simply press and hold the 4-wave intensity button for 2 seconds. This will also switch the unit off. The aperture is wide enough to give reasonably broad clitoral suction. The suction stimulates and engorges the erogenous tissue of the clitoris without being ticklish or too strong.


Being able to dial up and down through the intensities means you can edge play (prolonging the pleasure). Alternatively you can treat yourself to multiple orgasms. Unlike with some bullet vibrators that can be too much stimulation for a clitoris recovering from orgasm, the Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation (and its peers) can help you tip over the edge into another orgasm. Sweet!

Maintenance

Cleaning the Pro Penguin Next Generation is a doddle. Simply remove the silicone head and wash with warm soapy water, then leave to air-dry. If you wish to clean the main unit, it can be wiped over with a cloth and sex-toy cleaner. A cotton bud can be used to clean the nozzle. Although the unit is waterproof, I’m not sure I’d submerge it completely. But you can take the Pro Penguin Next Generation in the bath or shower, if you so wish.

Final Thoughts

The Pro Penguin Next Generation is a cute toy, that delivers satisfying (oops) orgasms, with ease, and you won’t need batteries either. Bonus. Functionally, it’s hard to say which is the better between the Pro Penguin Next Generation and the Pro 2 Next Generation. So I guess the deciding factor will be the aethetic appearance and the cost. I think the Pro Penguin Next Generation is the nicer looking toy. Not to mention it’s so cute!

Where to buy your Penguin Pro Next Generation

Bondara are selling the Penguin Pro for £54.99.

Valentines at Bondara

I’d like to thank Sally at Satisfyer for giving me the opportunity to test these two Satisfyer Next Generation toys. What you read is my honest, impartial opinion. Affiliate links are used in this post. Please remember to clear your cookies before using the link, so that I may  earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. Thank you xx