I received the Sqweel XT oral sex simulator free from Lovehoney when I made a purchase recently. Since Mr Bunny does not use toys, I have decided to gift it for a guest reviewer…
Over to @1Stutographer who has kindly offered to get to grips with the Sqweel XT, for the sake of sex toy enthusiasts!
I felt really privileged to be asked to review the Sqweel XT for this blog. It was with a sense of anticipation that I waited for it to be delivered. When it was, I opened it with eagerness.
The Sqweel XT comes in a clear- fronted box, also containing an extra wheel, USB charger cable and instruction booklet. The Sqweel XT needs to be fully charged before you can use it for the first time. You can charge it either directly from a laptop or from a wall plug if you have an adaptor. Charging takes approximately 2 hours, and provides about an hour’s play time.
To turn the Sqweel XT on you have to press one of the two buttons on the side of the hand-grip. Pressing the button again cycles the toy through the various speeds and cycles (three of each). A travel lock can be applied by pressing both buttons together.
The Sqweel XT simulates oral sex by using rotating wheels with tongues that stimulate the shaft of the penis. Unfortunately for me it didn’t. Starting with the softer of the two wheels, I applied a good water-based lube to my erect penis, turned on the Sqweel XT and slid my penis between the tongues. I felt nothing but the lightest feather touch. Since it simulates oral sex, it’s not going to be the strongest of vibrations. But even cycling through the other speeds and cycles left me wanting. I had to finish off by other means. The same feelings were experienced using the firmer wheel. Even though I could feel a slighter firmer tickle, it was still just that.
The Sqweel XT is totally waterproof so cleaning is simple enough. Run it under a tap or take it in the shower with you, then leave it to air-dry. There’s a tiny hole in the top of the toy that allows any water to drain out of it should you submerge it. Just remember to stand it on its head while it dries. The wheels are just as easy to clean.
What can I say? After a string of failures with other toys, I really wanted to like this toy. Unfortunately it’s not for me; I like fairly strong vibrations in a toy to get me off, but even at its fastest speed this just doesn’t supply them. For me it really is more of a teaser than a pleaser.
Thank you @1Stutographer for providing your honest feedback!
The Sqweel XT does seem to obtain mixed reviews from those I have seen on other sites.
It may be that it is more of a foreplay style toy than a ‘main-event’ toy. And it may be better on the glans of the penis rather than the shaft. Though what do I know…I don’t have a penis!