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10 Reasons why you need a vibrator (or other sex toy)

Welcome to my blog if it is the first time you’ve stumbled upon my site. If you’ve been here before, you’ll know that I am a fan of sex toys, of all shapes and sizes and styles.

Here are my top 10 reasons why sex toys can make your life even better!

  1. A sex toy will never say that they are too busy/ too tired/ not interested in sex with you. Just add the batteries or plug them in if they require power, and they’re ready to go!
  2. A sex toy won’t judge your sexual prowess. They are also an unselfish lover, and will do their utmost to get you off. It’s their raison d’etre!
  3. There will be no body shaming from your sex toy. Who cares if you have a bit of excess flesh, or are stick thin with not much muscle definition? The toys definitely do not care!
  4. You won’t be a ‘slut’ if you use lots of different toys or frigid if you have the single faithful one that you go to every time.
  5. Keep them clean and they will look after your health. They won’t try to fob you off with ‘I’ll pull out before I cum,’ or ‘I don’t like condoms as they dull the sensation.’
  6. There are toys to suit every mood you may be in, or style of fucking you may want. From oral ‘suction’ style toys, to vibrators, to suction cup dildos. And also powerful fucking machines, plus electrosex kits. There is something for everyone!
  7. You might spend a lot on them (quality toys can be pricey), but they won’t be asking you to cough up for dates or borrowing money to hang out with their mates. Once you have bought them, you can use them knowing they won’t cost you, except running costs (which are low on rechargeable toys).
  8. You don’t have to meet their family, and pretend to like them if they are boring / strange / too conservative.
  9. They will supply you with endless orgasms, and don’t require you to return the favour. I said it already, they are completely unselfish!
  10. Orgasms are good for your physical and mental health. Need I say more?!
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